SURE, THERE’S A FEW THINGS I DO TO PSYCHE MYSELF UP FOR A RACE. NOTHING FANCY.
A FEW STRETCHES.
LAST MINUTE TUNE-UPS
AND SOME FRIENDLY BANTER WITH THE COMPETITION
YOU KNOW, TO HELP SET THE MOOD.
a photo album of his majesty as a literal infant
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
When my parents aren’t home I like to wrap myself in a garbage bag full of Vaseline and pretend to be a fetus
i see a lot of replies to this post every day but i’d like to acknowledge this one
this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face
"I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT"
So I was choosing screenshots for the theory blog and I got this.
DOES THIS ONE SHOT NOT SINGLE-HANDEDLY SUM UP TIM’S CHARACTER PERFECTLY.
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
NGL she’s on my short list of fictional characters I genuinely look up to (and not the only one from HP)
GOD DAMN IT EVERY TIME THIS IS ON MY DASH I NEARLY THROW UP LAUGHING
Rebloged in case anyone was sad tonight.
I can’t process what is going on here
the Snape one gets me every time.
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
so like I’ve seen a lot of posts about lesbian mermaids, but can we just take a minute to look at what a great metaphor mermaids/sirens make for trans women?
- accused of “seducing” men / leading them to their death
- viewed as half-women
- cis people don’t quite understand / are very curious about our genitalia
- extremely beautiful
so yeah I’m all for the trans woman mermatriarchy